POTUS ~ I want to send the Health and Human Services Secretary to Haiti to ensure that all the aid and relief we are sending in the aftermath of this earthquake is being dispersed quickly and efficiently.
Presidential Advisers ~ Sir, we advise against sending the HHS Secretary at this time. Due to conditions on the ground, we would not be able to guarantee the personal safety of the Secretary.
POTUS ~ In that case, let's send Secretary Clinton.
I will exhaustively try to get confirmation on the validity of this story.
So, that's how it goes down....
ReplyDeleteBetter to send Hillary than Bill; Haiti already has a teen pregnancy problem.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure what's funnier, this or the fact that he reached out to 'W' to help solicit funds for Haiti. Barry, W and Clinton all on the same team? Smells like armageddon.
ReplyDeleteYou've got a good grasp of the mechanics of politics.
ReplyDeletenukedads comment...priceless.
ReplyDeleteYa, I can see that.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't send Bill either. Hilary does not protection.
ReplyDeleteWeaselmomma for Pres. 2012!?
ReplyDeleteWoman, you crack me up!
ReplyDeleteAnxiously awaiting confirmation of the validity of this story! LOL!
ReplyDeleteYep, I am betting that is how it went down.
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious. I love it.
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