Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Must Be The Money

It's been so long since my last post, that I'm starting to feel like Nuke Dad. With Big Brother looking over my shoulder, I offer you full disclosure that the link I provided should be taken as an endorsement of his site and that although Nuke Dad hasn't paid, nor offered to pay, for the link or endorsement, yet, I am sure that he will feel compelled to drop $10 into my paypal account.

Since Friday I have been busy living life. The Cross Country team performed well at their sectional meet this past Saturday, alas, not well enough to move onto the State meet. They had a great season and have much reason to be proud. (I didn't mention the name of the team or the league because they have no intention what-so-ever of paying me for a mention).

What I really need to get to work on is planning for this Friday's Special Birthday edition of Suburban Wow. Full disclosure, I am a co-host, co-producer and co-writer of Suburban Wow. I make $0 per episode and am being paid $0 for the link. This Friday is Melisa (with 1 S)'s birthday and I need to think up something wonderful to do for the show to celebrate. Full disclosure, this link is her birthday gift and a ringing endorsement that you should visit her blog The Suburban Scrawl regularly.

In other news, over a month ago I won a caption contest from Big Bad Daddy Rant, prize value = a mention on his blog ($10 value USD). After posting that I won though, Big Bad Daddy fell off the face of the earth and therefore won't be able to compensate me for this mention and link.

Have you been over to Being Michael's Daddy lately? Tom has a video up showing how his family goes all out for Halloween and they do go all out. The decorations and effort they put into the whole shebang are fantastic. Go check it out and leave him a comment saying that I sent you. Even though Tom hasn't agreed to this yet, I am sure that he will feel compelled to drop $1 per visitor sent from me into my paypal account once he sees how much traffic comes his way.

Seashore Subjects is another great blog to visit. She is a pretty cool chick to visit too, which is just what I am contemplating doing. As it happens, she and I are old friends and my sister is getting married just minutes from her home. I am hoping for room, board and round trip rides to the airport/wedding in exchange for the endorsement.

If anyone else in interested in making me as rich and this blog as lucrative as the FTC thinks it is, just drop me a line and we can work out a payout an arrangement for linkage, mentions and endorsements.

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Charlie on the PA Turnpike said...

Just so you know, I clicked on every link twice.

When all those bucks start rolling in, you'll thank me.

Melisa with one S said...

Oh yay! My birthday? I had no idea! That's awesome.

I guess BBD has probably killed Flat Weaselmomma by now...

Terry said...

OMG...this is hilarious! I hope you get the $$ you deserve for all these mentions! :)

NukeDad said...

I bring no money, but you should be honored that this is the first comment I've left in almost 3 months. I'd leave you money, but at this point, I'm so broke that I can't even pay attention.

WeaselMomma said...

@ Charlie ~ Thank You and I will be sure to mention you and you blog in my speech to the IRS when I get audited.

@ Melisa ~ I hope you like your present. It is also possible that FWM did away with BBD and that's why he is nowhere to be seen.

@ Terri ~ Always nice to make you smile.

@ NukeDad ~ I hope you don't think this was a paid appearance, but as always it's good to see you.

Busy-Dad-E said...

I'd make a deposit to your PayPal account, but as you know from reading my post today, I already spent all of my money on band-aids.

terri said...

I'm sure you'll be rolling in the dough soon, very soon!

Mrs4444 said...

I wish I had a dime for every time you puked on October 24th-25th. Which of us do you think will get paid first? LOL!!

Momo Fali said...

Can I pay you in meat?

PJ Mullen said...

Wow, that was quite a literal interpretation of the FTC's new guidelines. Their enforcement division will be proud.

This comment brought to you by the letter Q and the number 4.

seashore subjects said...

Hmmm - sounds like a lot more than $10 worth of stuff. Hope you do come! I would be thrilled to offer you one of my children's beds!

WeaselMomma said...

@ Busy-Dad-E ~ No link for you.

@ Terri ~ I think your right, but it may be playdough.

@ Mrs4444 ~ If so, you would have more money than I am going to make blogging.

@ Momo ~ Only if it's hand delivered.

@ Woo-hoo!

Tom said...

NukeDad left you a comment. I'm already jealous.

I'll let you know what my traffic total is once it dies down. I figure once it gets past seventeen million it should let up a little. How will you spend your riches?

WeaselMomma said...

@ Tom ~ I'm gonna pimp the blog out, the rest goes under my mattress.

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