Monday, September 22, 2008

Public Service Anouncement

How To Know When You Are Circling The Drain Of Social Relevancy

If above is a picture of your motorized scooter, you are circlng.

If you feel the need to dress up before going to a high falutin' store like Walmart, you are circling.

If you take and appreciate fashion advice from your MIL, you are circling.

If your big night out on the town means you'll be asleep by 10 pm, you are circling.

If you give a speech on Global Warming in New York on the coldest day in decades during an exceptionally brutally cold winter, you are circling.

If you buy your lingerie at Odd Lots, You my dear are circling.

If you have convinced yourself that it is okay to wear black socks with sandals, you are circling.

If you have never actually met any of your friends, you are circling.

If you still wear your PJ's in public(and are over age 17), thinking you look hip and stylish enough to go to the Walmart, you are circling.

If you sport a Ralph Nadar yard sign in the lawn, you are circling.

If you are Michael Moore, you are circling.

And finally the number one red flag that you are circling the drain of social relevancy ...........Drum roll please..................................:

If you enjoy funerals because they are the best cocktail parties you get invited to, you dear are circling.

I myself, fall into the guilty catagory on one of these. Can you guess which one? Are you circling?

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Cheffie-Mom said...

How funny! I know you don't buy lingerie at Odd Lots- from a previous post. LOL! I'm guessing that is your motorized scooter! Just kidding! LOL!

terri said...

I'm guessing you (like me) fall into this category most weekends:

If your big night out on the town means you'll be asleep by 10 pm, you are circling.

I went to have beers with the neighbors on Saturday. I went in when I was tired. Looked at the clock. 10 pm. I suck.

Mike said...

I agree, its the 10 p.m. curfew for you. I don't have the energy to stay beyond the evening news...

Tom said...

We've already completed the circle and am actively in the pipes. Why fight it. Technically, where we are is basically a new sort of social relevancy, just not a very happy one.

Darrin said...

Oh thank GAWD I'm not circling. Although.. I'm fighting on a couple of these. (especially the 10:00 pm one)

Mrs4444 said...

Hm...I'm guessing I'm circling, given that men still check me out, but it only takes the young ones (under 35 or so) a millisecond to move on. Ouch. On the other hand, I still give dirty old men a thrill...sad.

Jenny said...

Ok........I didn't even read this post because I'm in a hurry and I have to go shower because I stink. BUT. I am going to find something to giveaway every month so I can read your comments and laugh at stories about potato dolls. :)
I'll be back to actually soak in the wonderfullness that is you.

Melissa said...

Uh oh, I think I just found out I'm circling. Cripes!

I just followed Melisa over here. Looks like I'm going to have to work on a trade soon!

Michelle said...

I knew I shouldn't have come. I saw Melissa's post on the tradeup and you and the Chicago suburban thing and ... I decided to check you out. And now I'm hooked, dagnabit. I don't have time to read more blogs! Could you just be a little less funny, please?

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