Public Service Anouncement

How To Know When You Are Circling The Drain Of Social Relevancy

If above is a picture of your motorized scooter, you are circlng.

If you feel the need to dress up before going to a high falutin' store like Walmart, you are circling.

If you take and appreciate fashion advice from your MIL, you are circling.

If your big night out on the town means you'll be asleep by 10 pm, you are circling.

If you give a speech on Global Warming in New York on the coldest day in decades during an exceptionally brutally cold winter, you are circling.

If you buy your lingerie at Odd Lots, You my dear are circling.

If you have convinced yourself that it is okay to wear black socks with sandals, you are circling.

If you have never actually met any of your friends, you are circling.

If you still wear your PJ's in public(and are over age 17), thinking you look hip and stylish enough to go to the Walmart, you are circling.

If you sport a Ralph Nadar yard sign in the lawn, you are circling.

If you are Michael Moore, you are circling.

And finally the number one red flag that you are circling the drain of social relevancy ...........Drum roll please..................................:

If you enjoy funerals because they are the best cocktail parties you get invited to, you dear are circling.

I myself, fall into the guilty catagory on one of these. Can you guess which one? Are you circling?