All the Weasels in Weaselville like Christmas a lot, but King Larry who heads up Google did not. King Larry disliked Weasels and all of their seasons. Please don't ask why, he won't tell me the reason.
It could be he didn't like me advertising ads. It could be, perhaps that he likes Weasels sad.
But I think that the most likely reason of all, may have been that King Larry's heart is two sizes too small.
I played by the rules
and I didn't do clicking.
$200 is lost and that is just sickening.
Other people click clicked, other people went shopping.
King Larry made me mad, so mad I am hopping.
Whatever the reason the posts or the tears,
He sat down last night and gave me more fears.
Fears of worse finances and fears about stockings.
Fears about how on earth Santa is shopping.
For on Christmas he knew all the Weasel Girls and boy, would wake bright and early and share Christmas joy.
He sat at his desk, greedy fingers a tapping.
"I must find a way to stop Weasel Christmas from happening"
"Their Dad's out of work, but their Mom found a way, I won't support Christmas, no way way way way!
I must use my power, and only for evil, I must find a way to steal Christmas from Weasels!"
Then King Larry got an idea. An awful idea! King Larry got a horrible, awful idea.
I'll cancel the ads, no more account. I do not care about how the Weasel bills mount!
I know what I'll do, I will not pay the fee.
Google was able to get adverts for free.
So he hooked up his laptop and got on with the deed,
who cares that the Weasels are children in need.
He canceled the ads, and the account.
He stopped the check from being sent out.
All the Weasels in Weaselville really don't care.
They know that Christmas is not about flare.
They know that Christmas is all about Joy.
They know that Christmas is not about toys.
They know the gifts that are wrapped are Christ's Love,
The ultimate gift of Heaven above.
Christmas is Love and giving of self,
Not about gifts that were bought from a shelf.
You my dear readers are the best gift this year.
You bring me joy, you bring me good cheer.
You offer us friendship, you try to help out.
And that my dear friends is what Christmas is about.
Wishing you all a Holy and Blessed Christmas Season. May you enjoy the grace that God bestows upon you. Thanks again for all of the clicks. I have the best readers ever and I am grateful.
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