Have you ever noticed that NukeDad and WeaselMomma often blog similar thoughts on the same day? Hmmmm.
Need proof? See here and here, this and this.
Have you ever actually seen NukeDad and WeaselMomma in the same room? Hmmm.
Could it be a whole Clarke Kent/Superman thing going on?
Ever notice how WeaselMomma and NukeDad frequent the same blogs and comment, but never until after the first has left the site?
They both seem to hang with the neighbors more often than is natural.
They both know about car repairs.
They both have relatives that live in the sticks.
And they both have an unhealthy fascination with glorified rodents.
Does WeaselMomma actually have an underground lair that she enters via a phone booth to transform into NukeDad? Who has the keys to the Nuke-mobile? Or Does NukeDad enter the Lair to transform into WeaselMomma and drive the Hot Mobile?
Or does NukeDad actually live with his elderly aunt, Peter Parker style, and was bitten by a radio active weasel on a class trip that turns him into WeaselMomma with special breastfeeding powers and the ability to down a bottle of beer in a single swig?
If you make WeaselMomma angry, and you won't like her when she's angry, will she uncontrollably transform into NukeDad and go all mushroom cloud on you?
Maybe they are the creation of the evil genius behind the scenes Dr I Said No.
Sure, NukeDad and WeaselMomma look nothing alike, or do they? But don't all Superheroes have a secret identity? What an ingenious disguise.
Could WeaselMomma be the secret identity of NukeDad? Could NukeDad be the alter-ego of Weaselmomma? The only real difference between the 2 seems to be that NukeDad is entertaining and funny and WeaselMomma is just a talentless hack. Or is that just a great cover?
This could be the start of the next great conspiracy theory.
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