Saturday, November 1, 2008

Don't Hold Your Breath


....waiting to see this skit on Saturday Night Live tonight, but I think it would be a riot.

Halloween With Barack Obama:
scene: Obama has organized a free party at the local community center for after children have finished trick or treating.

At the door he greets the kids along with Dick Durbin and Nancy Pelosi and starts to look inside the pillow cases at their haul of candy.

Then he informs the kids that they may keep 30% of the candy they have collected and he will be taking the rest. The kids start to resist, so Durbin holds them from behind as Pelosi takes the bag.

All the while Obama explains to the kids that we will all do better if he spreads the candy around. You know for the kids who didn't go trick or treating: The kids who were grounded, the kids who are too cool to wear a costume, or just don't feel like going out when the temperature falls below 60 f. This way everybody gets candy.

A little boy starts to protest "My brother is sick and I was going to share my candy with him. I walked for 3 hours in the cold and had practiced my good manners to get this candy." Obama replies "I will give candy to your brother too. But I can make sure the candy gets better distributed. All he has to do is come wait in line with all the non trick or treating kids and we will give him a coupon for an amount of candy I deem to be appropriate.

The boy throws a crying fit, kicks Obama in the shin and is carried out, sans candy, by the secret service.

Now that would be funny!

In other news:
Flat Weasel Momma is visiting BadMomma after a stint with BusyDad( She must have been a real handful while there because BusyDad still hasn't been able to talk about it). But last night she went trick or treating, in costume with the BadMomma gang. Pics and everything are up, so go check it out.

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7 comments:

Terri@SteelMagnolia said...

I really am tired of the MSM being SO in the tank for Oblah blah...

it's all so upside down.

OhCaptain said...

A poker blogging friend of mine posted this the other day. Thought you might like it.

Weaselmomma said...

@ Terri, it has been quite a spectacle to watch.
@ Captain, I saw that the other day and really enjoyed it. Was considering re posting it. I try not get too political here(it's mostly about laughs)and this makes me laugh at least.

Michelle said...

Oh I absolutely love that skit. I think you should make it even if the real SNL people won't!

Terri@SteelMagnolia said...

I'll be watching SNL!

You neeeevvver know.

Weaselmomma said...

@ Michelle, I think you're right. I wonder if it's too late.

@ Terri, I'm so glad you didn't hold your breath! But SNL was funny last night.

BusyDad said...

Oh, I've got pics and a FlatWeaselMomma post in the works alright. Just making arrangements with my lawyer on whether or not I should release them ;)

I've actually been insanely busy and will be in NYC for a week on business. Will try to post it asap though! You had fun, though.

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