*Today I have a Special Guest Post for you, by none other than Mac The Cat*
Hello all. Allow me introduce myself. I am Mac. You may remember me from such post as Ho, Ho, Ho'n in Weaselville and my cameo in The Dark Side of the Hundred Acre Wood. I have been residing in Weaselville for the past two years, ever since I conned Mr. Weasel into thinking I would be friendly to him and fun to cuddle up with. Today I am here with a public service message for all of you Tom Cats out there.
Tom Cats, do you ever get that "I've been neutered feeling"? With no one to climb the front tree with and talk to because you don't know who the heck your daddy is? You can't talk to the vet, because he is the one who amputated you in the first place? Your mind says, Yes! Yes!, but your body says, Meh?
Do you ever think to yourself, "I should want it but I don't. This never happens to other cats my age"? You see that sweet little calico climbing the banister, like she was born for the pole, and yet nothing? You've forced yourself to give it the old college try, cause let's face it, it's the only thing gonna shut up her incessant begging and whining, only to have her mock you to all the other cats because you weren't up to the job?
If you can relate, boy do I have good news for you. There is this wonderful product called Cat Nip! No, you will still won't be able to please that little calico in your life, but a few whiffs of this stuff and you really won't care! You will feel like Super-Kitty, no matter what your shortcomings.
So there you have it, Cat Nip. The solution to all of your Tom Cat problems. Now don't forget to regularly puke up a hairball on the carpeting, just to get some payback to those that did this to you in the first place.
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Mac the Cat is just too funny. I think he's been given advice to my cat, Whitley. Thrown up hair balls gallore. I feel like shaving Whitley.
I am not giving Whitley cat nip, no way, no how. That's all I would need. Besides, Whitley is older, about 13, no need to witness a cat heart attack.
BTW, I don't know if I mentioned it before, but I really love the addition to your blog header. Just beautiful.
So, Mac the cat meets Mack the Knife? I resemble that remark.
Love it!
My husband was anti-catnip for years. His argument? If we don't do drugs, our pets don't drugs either.
I probably shouldn't admit this, but as teenagers some of us "tried" catnip . . . It dosen't work on people! =)
LMAO... I wonder if that will work for men too.
Got to love cat crack. Our furry little friend doesn't get it as often as he would like, but that's ok, little man likes to share his goldfish with the fur ball.
I also love the bright header & Mac's post!
This is from Oscars Cat, "Mr. Kitty" (yes a pittiful lazy assed name but thats what he calls me)
I so want to use the P word, It'd make this response hysterical, but we'll work clean.
"Party Kitty"
Meow baby....
don't forget to regularly puke up a hairball on the carpeting...LOL
Oh I love watching cats on cat nip. It's so worth the pain and destruction that ensues.
Wow! Mac took it to another level when he wrote that the calico looked like "she was born for the pole". Hilarious! You always make me chuckle out loud.
LMAO!! My cat is a psychotic Hemingway cat that we've had for about four years. I grew fresh catnip in the garden and he destroyed it all in one day!
"She was born for the pole"...Hysterical! Great job, WM!!
Mac, if I ever get another cat, I'm hoping he doesn't find you! ;-)
Love it! I saw a rug this weekend that said:
Caution, cat cannot hold liquor.
I meant cat cannot hold IT'S liquor.
So, if you're gettin' the snip, go for the nip. Sage advice.
WM, WM, WM - I can't believe the stress of having all the kids back in school is driving you to become a catnip pusher!
OMG, Weaselmomma (I mean Mac, of course). That's hilarious. Glad you've found some relief!
I made the mistake of buying hairball remedy for my cats...they usually puke up a petroleum or beeswax covered hairball. It's awesome. At least now I know they're doing it because I snipped their boyparts 10+ years ago. I thought it was because they just liked seeing me slip and fall in it.
It is never dull in Weaselville!
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